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A secret way of blocking anyone from dating a certain individual.
Professional Cock Block artists have their own secret way of doing things.
They usually do it to be protective of someone they care about.
Person 1: He is such a Professional Cock Block.
Person 2: Well maybe it wasn't meant to be.
Person 1: Be cautious around those Professional Cock Blocks, they know how to trick you.
When it gets cold outside after being warm the day before.
Yesterday was nice but today is a winter cock block.
When an ex-girlfriend, former love interest, or any other girl who hasn't spoken to you in a substantial amount of time decides to instant message you at the precise moment you're asking a girl out on a date via instant messenger.
Damn it! I've been trying to hook up with this girl for the past two days, and when we finally started to connect, Mel and Sarah decide to talk to me for the first time in months. Total IM cock block...
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An inverse cock block. The act of a wingman facilitating crumpification (see crumpify), except the hookup against all wishes; being made to crump someone you have no desire to crump.
Ben was just hiding in the room, while his roommate yelled out the window to a fugly. Before Ben knew it, she was up there and he could do nothing but crumpify. His roomate sat in the other room, grinning like a kid in the candy store, because he knew he just completed a huge reverse cock block.
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When your current job blocks you from getting a new job purely because they know they will be screwed without you.
My application for a new job was denied because my current job cock blocked it. I just got job cock blocked!
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a person that always knows the exact time to walk in a room and shut you down and exposes embarrassing secrets during the blocking
dude her mom pulled a cock blocking karen on me twice
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When a female puts hickies over your neck as a mark of territory preventing other females from talking to you.
"yo my gurl put the cock blocking stamp all over my neck. every gurl i tried to holla at, they rejected me!"
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