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That one guy who makes you cry for 9 consecutive hours but it’s fine only because you kinda think he’s the best thing to ever exist
Girl:”get tf over him he doesn’t care”
Girl2:”but dale is perfect”
Everyone wants to take a Dale home to meet their mother. Charming, handsome, intelligent, polite.
However, they will charm your pants off and before you know it you’re begging them to fuck you hard up the ass.
When he’s done he will smile at you and you will thank him for the attention.
My mother and my ass love Dale
Sometimes, plain is OK. And that is exactly what a Dale likes. Most Dales dont drink alcohol - they prefer an Oreo Krushem and a night with the tactics board.
Most Dale's do business.
"Wow, that guy is quite pale and tall. I just saw him order a coke at the bar - what a Dale"
A dale is a most of the time a handsome guy. He breaks girls’ hearts but was amazing when he spent time with them. A dale has a huge dick (like omg) AKA DALE SCICLUNA HEQHIMHIM
I think jasmine a found a dale guy (dick)
dale is a faggot ass bitch who smells like cream soda and expired beer and does drugs to make people think hes cool when in reality hes a faggot and he likes 11 year olds and he 15 and hes gay and a pussy
look at that faggot his name is dale
Dale : a kind, gentle, respectful, joyful man. Wants everyone to feel invited and welcomed. Always willing to be vulnerable. You know how to get people to easily open up to you. You have such a wide range of gifts and abilities it makes it hard to decide which one you want to monetize! You struggle with relationships, because all you want is vulnerability and transparency. You like bringing up controversial topics for the sake of getting deeper understanding.
You’ve also been through a lot of trauma. You’ll still find out what love is.
You like late night video chatting.
You end up making more of an impact in peoples lives than you realize and one day you’ll get to see just how big the impact is.
You are so easy to talk to Dale.
Also: absence; non-attendance.
A Person that appears very rarely.
Person1: "Sorry guys, I'm late."
Person2: "Duuude, you're such a Dale! Roflmao"
Potato: "Mönsch-Mönsch"