Dress Wearer

Noun: One who frequently dawns a dress, and is usually incapable of zipping up their mansuit. The dress may be both figurative and literal.

Synonyms:
Nancy
Little Girl
Door User

Antonyms:
Lumberjack
Beard
Anyone who has "manned up" (or zipped up their mansuit)
Claudio Sanchez

I'll tell you what, that Seth character is an avid dress wearer, and needs to try to not be such a little girl.

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dress hunting

To go look for cut dresses.

My cousin said she was going dress hunting...

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dress debate

This debate is over a dress posted by a man as an eye test. You either see the dress as white and gold, or blue and black. There's so much argument and debate and the Internet is losing is over this dress!!!

guy 1: It's white and gold, obviously
guy 2: Are you freaking color blind orrrr??
guy 1: no man. It's white and gold but the whole dress debate is stupid anyway.
guy 2: I know right the Internet is going absolutely insane.

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Southern Dressing

Alternative word for Sperm

I gave my gal some southern dressing on her salad last night.

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Mutton Dressed as Lamb

The term 'mutton dressed as lamb' was first used in the journal of social gossip that Mrs Frances Calvert compiled in 1811, and is possibly attributed to the then Prince of Wales (later George IV). At a musical evening, the Prince was asked whether he did not think some girl pretty. He reputedly answered, “Girl! Girls are not to my taste. I don't like lamb; but mutton dressed like lamb!”

In this case, ‘dressing’ refers to the preparation of food before cooking. The implication in 'dressed as lamb' is that the woman has prepared herself for a romantic encounter. 'Mutton dressed as lamb' was originally a disparaging description of a woman aiming to deceive men into believing she was younger than she really was; back then it was an economic necessity for a woman to marry while still of childbearing age.

Nowadays it refers exclusively to a woman who is deluded and thinks herself attractive in clothes, jewellery and make-up usually worn by those much younger. She’s probably looked in the mirror and thinks herself sex on legs, but she merely proves that eyesight deteriorates with age.

“Look at that stupid old slapper dressed exactly like her daughter! What a sad act!”
“Yeah! Mutton dressed as lamb is about as sexy as a kick in the nuts.”

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dress up and travel

A slang term or euphemism for "dating" originated from the Taiwanese dub of The Owl House, where Amity says "我們盛裝出遊吧!" which translates to "Let's dress up and travel together!"

The dub has been ridiculed and memed on so much that it has now become a meme in the Owl House fandom and is spreading to other cartoon fandoms.

Amity: "Let's dress up and travel together!"
Luz: "Noooo.... I was so ready."
Amity: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you can say it."
Luz: "Amity Blight, let's dress up and travel together!"
Amity: "Yes!"
Luz: "Okay!"

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thousand island dressing

The discharge a girl has when she is on her period and has a yeast infection at the same time

Alissa was so horny she couldn't wait to eat out her girlfriend. Alissa didn't care that her girlfriend was on her rag and didn't know she had a yeast infection, so she got a taste of thousand island dressing.

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