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The act of taking a large shit, most commonly in a public toilet, and leaving without flushing.
I walked into the stall and there was a fatty shit just sitting there looking up at me. Somebody pulled a dump and run.
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When two people defecate simultaneously back to back. Can occur anywhere, not defined by location. Definition comes from the scene when Forrest and Bubba are in Vietnam and sleep back to back. This is the position two people must take in order to share the same toilet, or to poop in an open field with no support structure to lean against.
Jory and I really had to poop but there was only one toilet. We took a quick Forrest Dump before plunging the clearly clogged toilet.
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To dump a friend or stop being friends with someone.
Normally occurs as a result of someone being particularly lame.
"hi john"
-"sup nigs"
"john why are you talking like that?"
-"cos i real hombre"
"someday i'm gonna have to friend dump you."
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a painful bowel movement after consuming spicy food
I took an angry dump after that nacho platter
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Inserting multiple sticks of butter into ones anus and letting it melt. Then shitting said butter onto popcorn which has been strategically placed on the other persons chest.
Wow, my butter dump was so nasty it smelled like a dead child... but at least the popcorn was tasty.
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A crap that is not attributed to the result of consuming food, but rather, is the by-product of being nervous. These usually occur right before a first date, job interview, much-anticipated oral presentation, court date, first day of school, first day of work, committing any crime, or even looking at porn. This type of poop is most easily identified by the fact that food does not trigger it. Nervous dumps are usually slimy, sloppy, and usually linked to dingleberries, because they take many wipes are difficult to fully clean.
Example 1
Gunther: I have a problem.
Dennis: You have dingleberries again?
Gunther: Yeah, I had a nervous dump right before my date with Susie Snowflake.
Example 2
Beauregard: Damn. I had a limited time to masturbate before my roommate came home, but while I looked for internet porn I had to take a nervous dump.
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When a group of males go accompany each other to take shits at the same time. This usually occupies all of the stalls in a public bathroom, and occasionally spreads to urinals and, in the extreme, sinks.
Bro 1: Yo man i have to take a dump.
Bro 2: Dude, me too!
Bro 3: Me three!
Bro 1: Yo lets go pull a dump session in the school bathroom!
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