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Dylan is someone who is so retarded that he likes to stir fry toenail clippings.
Person 1: Who is that ?
Person 2: Oh, that's just Dylan, don't talk to him, he's kinda dumb.
Dylan, a gentle giant. The best big brother a sister could ask for. A protector that makes you feel like you're famous because he protects you. Great in the kitchen but greater in our live.
Hey I just ran into Dylan at the store
You are probably looking for the definition of Dylan but for a girl, here it is. Girl Dylan’s are beautiful inside and out and when they enter the room they can make it either really bad or really good. If they like you they will treat you well but if they don’t they won’t hesitate to be honest and treat you like a bitch. She gets really annoyed by two-faced people but she is hilarious and always makes people laugh naturally. She stands up for what she wants and doesn’t let others tell her what to do. She’s skinny but strong and plays hard to get.
Omg is that Dylan? We should introduce you to her she is so funny!
this ugly deformed dude that PLAYS BASKETBALL and also enjoys raping girls on the side but if you ask him he will deny it
Girl: no.
Dylan: *keeps going*
Girl: STOP
Dylan: *rapes girl*
Dylan is a very nice guy. If you want to watch all three Pitch Perfect's, Dylan is your guy. Some people think he is gay but really it's his great personality. He loves Duke even though he could never get in. All of his best friends are dick but he isn't. He plays basketball at the JCC with goggles. Dylan is a great friend.