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The act of using a woman's cat to clean your junk after sex. It works best if you have just soaked her face and tits with a monster load of baby gravy.
John: How did it go with that skank from the biker bar last night?
Jim: Awesome! I pulled the old Salty Felix on that pig. After I covered her with about a quart of jizz, I picked up her cat, wiped my hog off with it, and got the hell out of there!
John: Epic! It doesn't get much better than that on a Tuesday night!
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Someone who has a very small willy
Felix jordan has a very small willy
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A man and a woman are in the doggy style position, and another girl is then behind the man and figering his ass. While this is going on, they all simotaniously start peeing and pooing to the mark of a previously agreed apown word, which someone says. usually the word is 'Felix,' but it can be anything really. Also, usually the person who is picked to say the word to commence the pooing and peeing, they usually say it at a comprimising time, when at least one person will be pooed on or peed on. After the shitting, they continue on have sex.
"i head a dirty felix last night with these two chicks, but boy did i get it in the face!"
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A fucking ugly ass Mexican that has connect the dots on his forhead
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"hey guys i'm gonna go"
"bye felix"
"who is felix?"
"exactly asshole. buh bye."
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When someone kisses you after they drank water
I just got a dirty Felix, a cool kiss
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kamiya, the love of my life. Related by the category of heartbreaks.
"Kamilla?"
"No, Kamiya, I love her."
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