beard gnar

Gross painful dandruff all up in your beard.

Tom: "I got some superbad beard gnar right here"
Angela: "Get some Vaseline on there"
Jonjo: "Nah you need coconut oil"

gnar flip

a super hard core flip used while moshing. like a cartweel without hands.

man that gnar flip was nasty

Gnar-Bar

A type of measurement for any activity that's fun, gross, and awesome.

Hey dude that skateboard trick was a 7/10 on the Gnar-Bar!

Dude I just took a $h1+ and it was a 8/10 on the Gnar-Bar

Gnar-water

Very gnarly gross contaminated water.

Dude… the lady from Ch*potle just lifted the bucket of sides up and pour gnar-water all down the line.

Dude… there’s so much seaweed down at the beach right now that is some gnar-water.

Gnar Star

noun, meaning a girl that rocked all night and is gnarly the next morning.

"You are such a gnar star"

game of gnar

please watch it. guaranteed to increase your radness by 10000000000% you haven't lived till you've played gnar

guy: lets go on a date
girl: no
guy: i play game of gnar i'm the best skier on the mountain
girl: lets fuck

Gnar Dick

An STD from getting head from a girl with a gnartooth. It makes your dick crocked and bent.

Person one: "Dude, i just got head from a TMMG with a gnartooth, and now my dicks all bent!"

Person two: "Bro, you have Gnar Dick!"