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To get so pissed that you turn green and start shaking the entire world around.
Oh no. Jeremy is Going Hulk, now that Roomscape is down! It's too bad he has to do his work in science class!
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While deployed to Afghanistan and bored one day, a fellow service member and myself were arguing about whether there was ever a female Hulk. I argued there was not, he argued there was "in the comic book". Since I'm not gay and never read comic books, he had me in check. So I changed subjects and was talking about how jacked in the gym I had gotten while deployed and I made the statement (What came to mind next was triggered by our earlier Hulk conversation) "When I get back home on vacation, I'm going to....Hulk Fuck the shit out of some chick."
Dude, I'm so fucking built up lately, next bitch I land, I'm gonna' Hulk Fuck the shit out of her.
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The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.
Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.
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When a small blonde kid named Bruce rages to hard at Halo and turns into the incredible hulk. This kid will rage at the correct way to open a banana, and also responds to sam, minivan, and ragequit.... you wont like him when he's angry.
Logan: shut up cunt
Bruce: GRRRRR... BRUCE ANGRY
Logan: Oh no, he's going green
Bruce: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Kadri: Ya that kids hammered
Incredible Hulk
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The most overvalued comic book in existance. Very common in high grades, and yet very highly valued.
You got a Hulk 181? So what! My brother has like 7!
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When a girl is very loose, you take one fist and ram it into her vagina as far as you can. Then while your doing that, you take your other hand and ram down her throat hopefully killing her immediately and right after yelling "HULK SMASH"
Note* You need to hit fists the best was you can while screaming at the top of your lungs *
Yo, i fucking did the "Hulk Smash!" to this bitch!
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While performing anal sex on a girl, the guy pulls his dick out and punches the girl directly in the asshole inserting his fist. The act is not complete until the man exclaims: "Hulk Smash".
Dude, I totally Hulk Smashed my girl last night. It was chill
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