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When you're in a public space (such as a mall) and you gotta go. You feel trapped and you gotta get out of that store.
I have the Itis, I have to get out of this store right now before I go crazy
A medical condition in which certain breeds of Canis familiaris (dogs) exhibit behavioral tendencies often associated with heavy inanimate objects stored in sacks. Common symptoms are lying down at the dog park instead of playing with other dogs, lying down during a walk, and/or lying down during a burglary.
There are no known cures.
A: How was your walk with Jerry (basset hound)?
B: Not so great, I had to drag him most of the way.
A: Wow, sounds like Jerry might have lazy-itis-otis. You should really be feeding him a vegan diet.
B: Shut up, Karen.
when you get sucked into the roblox video hole
friend: i didnt sleep last night.
me: chloegames-itis?
friend: yeah...
a community of people who feel very close to or just love space and stars.
oh yeah, i’m part of the saturn-ity.
The drowsy or sleepy feeling you get while you are eating a fulfilling meal. Leads to itis.
While we were eating dinner , I seen him eating sluggish and his eyes rolling back, then I said, "Damn, it looks like you got pre-itis." itis
A condition where horny sorostitutes are so obsessed with squatting on cock that they cannot control themselves. Often causes arthritis in the knees.
Look at that slut flashing her ham wallet, definitely has a case of squat-itis.
When someone can't let anyone have control over anything this is known as control-itis.
Girl 1: That Molly girl never lets anyone help her. Everything always has to be her way.
Girl 2: Sounds like she has control-itis.