laundry room

A slang term referring to the small room in call of duty that consists of washing and drying machines. Key term used in the classic mini game cops and robbers to scare the cops.

Cop: “Where is everyone?”
Robber *whispering*: “ laundry room ”

laundry-saver

Going naked.

I'll say one thing for nudist colonies --- they surely take the "laundry-saver" notion to a whole new level... they are known for buying very little detergent or fabric-softener, especially during warmer months.

Laundry nigga

A black person, who still lives with their parents at the age of at least 25 and does the laundry all the time.

-Yo, f*ck you dude!
-Shut your mouth, or I’ll tell everyone that you’re a laundry nigga!
-Please don’t.

Farm laundry

White girl country night club

I'm goin to farm laundry

smart laundry

smart laundry \ COMPOUND NOUN (ˈsmärt ˈlȯn-drē): laundry machines with a high degree of intelligence, leveraging IoT, machine learning, digital interfaces, and other patented tech : AWESOME. //

“I’m so glad we use SMART LAUNDRY so I don’t have to pay with quarters, use the crappy card machine, wait 3 months for a dryer to get repaired, not know when machines are available, or lose my clothes to some laundry thief.”

dumb laundry

dumb laundry \ COMPOUND NOUN (ˈdəm ˈlȯn-drē): laundry lacking intelligence : STUPID. //

“I want to wash my clothes but the DUMB LAUNDRY machines are either broken, occupied, or too old to even function anymore.”

laundry basketuary

That moment when all the laundry is done, and the laundry basket is empty. The beginning, starting over, like the beginning month of the year, January.

I finally finished the laundry, I now have laundry basketuary.