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concrete lumberjack

Nickname for someone who does concrete demolition.

"HOLY CRAP, Kyle is looking like a concrete lumberjack today!"

by Dackplural November 23, 2022


Classy lumberjack

Used to describe a fashion style in Oregon, typically consisting of trendy clothing and a sizeable beard.

Kevin is from Oregon and clearly retained that classy lumberjack swag.

by whatsthedifferencebetweenstock December 6, 2014


Lumberjack Fantasies

Fantasiers everyone should have/Fantasies everybody has. Its the groud floor of every phedophile in the world.

"I had so much cum on my face because of lumberjack fantasies"

by Odden March 24, 2017


Lumberjack Pancakes

You begin by violently banging a hooker in the ass from behind, and I mean VIOLENTY! Pull out, flip her over on her back, and put her feet behind her ears like she’s in the “Happy Baby” yoga pose. Once she’s in this position and her balloon knot is exposed to the sky, sit on her so your holes are aligned like the stars. Using her as your own personal toilet, purge your bowels into her back alley. Now slide your schlong back into her poop chute and continue ramming until you blow your jizzy load into her exhaust pipe . Have the hooker do jumping jacks for about 30 seconds to mix it all up, but make sure she’s flexing that sphincter. You don’t wanna lose that ooey-gooey goodness before you can get a pan to catch it.

Refrigerate for at least 90 minutes. Now this newly created "batter" can then be baked to make lumberjack pancakes.

Me and my buddy Tally found a skank on Las Vegas boulevard and paid her $50 to let us make some batter. In the morning we made lumberjack pancakes for the boys. Happy, Flank, Fanny, and E enjoyed a delicious homemade breakfast.

by ra2or October 4, 2023


Redneck Lumberjack

A man that busts up pallets behind his trailer to put on his burn pit.

I busts up lots of pallets tonight Ma now we gonna be able to cook yo catfish on the burn pile. That's what Redneck Lumberjacking is.

by Lord Buttshine April 16, 2021


Lumberjack

Spilling/tossing weed everywhere because your swinging your arms like your cutting a tree

Damn Stu you just lumberjacked the bud

by Mikehunglol April 24, 2022


Lumberjack

When a girl gets pounded from both ends. When the woman rocks back and forth, it mimics the appearance of using an old-timey two-man lumberjack saw to cut down a tree.

During last year's holiday party, Bob and John lumberjacked Sally in the conference room.

by Extollo March 10, 2018