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A persistent erection that you have no control over, usually lasting over a few hours
Person 1: Man im so tired, I didn't get any sleep last night because I was in so much pain. I had mechanical failure.
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor
The car mechanic is a sex position where you put a bitch on a dolly, lather her in motor oil and suck on her blinker fluid (her titty milk) and fuck her in the ass until her pussy starts leaking windshield wiper fluid.
Guy 1: dude! This girl told me she wanted to try the car mechanic
Guy 2: Ahh man you’re a fucking player bro
A gay bisexual man pretending to fix thing and have a imagery trapline
You totally tom the affordable mechaniced it you know how it is
A type of sex act involving a car battery, jumper cables, copious amounts of lubricant and a go-getter attitude. The act involves using the car battery as a means of electro-erotic stimulation, with a non flammable lubricant also being a requirement so that individuals partaking do not get lit on fire.
That guy I went home with last night turned out to be loads of fun once he gave me a good ol' Mechanic's Quick Fix.
don’t ask the unprofessional mechanic for advice
When you pin a person down into the doggy style position, spread their anus out with metal clamps, rub butter on their asshole walls as you pour hydrochloric acid and take a sandpaper dildo wrapped in barbed wire and go to town on them.
“Timmy, I swear to god if you don’t clean up your room I will give you a mechanical chris”
Extraphysical Mechanics, also Extraphysical Mechanics Theory and sometimes simply known as Extraphysics, is a hypothesis and a stance that states that there are extraphysical mechanisms and properties that interact with matter such as there are things beyond matter and physics that interact with matter and physics in a way it's hard to realize but it's possible to realize during spiritual, mystical, esoteric, religious and extraphysical experiences and it's an interaction between the physical body with the extraphysical body where both, physical and extraphysical might be the same thing on different states and levels. Extraphysical mechanics also supports there's an interaction between physics and extraphysics and it's well known for the concepts of extraphysical superposition, extraphysical entanglement, extraphysical mind, extraphysical spirit, physical-extraphysical entanglement of bodies and for the philosophies of extraphysicalism, extramaterialism and extranaturalism. Extraphysical Mechanics is considered a hypothesis and it's considered as an open field and a field that cannot be determined, proved or disproved by natural sciences but something else that should have it's own methods and theories, besides do not be considered as scientific because it's not part of natural sciences but for something called as spiritual sciences, extranatural sciences and even as extraphysical sciences.
"Extraphysical Mechanics is an interesting hypothesis and philosophy, but even it doesn't being scientific at all, it's a nice philosophy and an open field of study and development, such as multiverses actually are."