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Mechanical Twerk

The same Twerk done over and over, usually by a large group of people

Jimmy is such a tool! His only move is such a mechanical twerk.

by Speedjunki September 01, 2016


Ghetto Mechanics

To fix something like furniture, hardware or your home, with tools that aren’t correct for fixing said thing, but it still works.

“Hey Jim, it turns out I didn’t have to get someone to fix my broken window, I just used my ghetto mechanics.”

by Sumkidontheintertet December 19, 2021


Tom the affordable mechanic

A gay bisexual man pretending to fix thing and have a imagery trapline

You totally tom the affordable mechaniced it you know how it is

by Tom wealy December 27, 2021


Mechanical Chris

When you pin a person down into the doggy style position, spread their anus out with metal clamps, rub butter on their asshole walls as you pour hydrochloric acid and take a sandpaper dildo wrapped in barbed wire and go to town on them.

“Timmy, I swear to god if you don’t clean up your room I will give you a mechanical chris

by MechanicalChrisLover May 25, 2024


Mechanic Car Bomb

When someone takes a shit in a car during a mechanical repair

I did a mechanic car bomb yesterday

by 𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚖 𝙼𝚎𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚌 March 01, 2025


mechanical work

scalar physical quantity numerically equal to the product of force and distance if the two are parallel

Mechanical work is done only if the object is moving

by Maria Angelaa February 28, 2024


Field Mechanic

A person who drives a toolbox truck (service truck) and provides expedite repairs on heavy equipment which is unreasonable or impossible to deliver to a repair facility. Field mechanics are notorious for working long hours in harsh enviroments

The oil rig broke down? Damn it! Call the Field Mechanic, tell him its an emergency!

by Tjcbiker October 19, 2022