Noun - an individual who is either extremely muscular or plain rugged in demeanor and action. A badass
Adj. - of or relating to ruggedness or badassness
Broderick Bunkley is not a very good football player but he is a pure Jack Mineral Ice in his combine photo.
Ben James had a heart attack in North Carolina and then drove home to Pennsylvania, that's Jack Mineral Ice
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A girl takes a stool hardener until she becomes impacted. A guy then scoops the "coal" out of her ass into the mouth(coal car) of another girl that is waiting.
I was planning on giving her The Peanut Butter Cup but she said she was too stopped up to let me put it in her soupbean. So her cousin begged for a Coal Miner's Daughter!
She said my dick was too big to toss in her soupbean but I was able to talk her into a Coal Miner's Daughter!
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When she shoves a lump of coal in her vagina and you shove your fist in to find it. If you pull out a diamond, you win.
Last night we did the miner 49-er. We are selling the diamond on Craigslist.
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While engaging in a "69" the male on top sits up and punches their femal partner in the gutt. This causes the woman to sit up in to the anus while gasping for air.
Last night in the heat of the moment I gave Steph a coal miners daughter.
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That gay with no neck and a farmer's tan is a total Coal Miner's Daughter
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Slang used to describe a gay man.
Stacy was going to ask Kieth on a date ntil she found out that he doesn't like girls...he is a Brown Diamond Miner.
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