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When the woman your with has to wear mittens in order to keep you from being scatched all to hell
The gal i met at the bar last night was a real mitten fuck, i thought i was gonna have to get stitches when the night was over
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A blowjob outside in the snow in the middle of winter while the penis is nearly frozen and the blower is wearing mittens
Hey why are you smiling so big?
Cuz, I just got my first Frosty Mitten Job
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A Michgan Mud Mitten is something I find useful when I have the shits and no amount of normal wiping will get my ass clean. I bandage my hand up with theCharmin and use my whole hand to effectively wipe away any offending remains of my shit.
Tom shat such a creamy mess,he needed to make a Michigan Mud Mitten to clean it up completly.
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When you nut in a girls mouth and she spits it in your hand. Then you slap her in the face with that hand.
"Why do you have a pink eye and a red spot on your face?"
"Because I got a Michigan Wet Mitten."
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an expression of extreme frustration or disappointment not necessarily relating to either poop or mittens. Often preceded by "Aw".
Aw, poop in your mittens! I just dropped my SIM card down the sewer drain.
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A Grizzly Bear.
In the Pacific Northwest you should always carry bear spray or you might get eaten by Cocoa murder mittens.