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Every Monday people be nice to each other and give each other compliments as a way of being nice and to make each other’s Monday less awful.
Monday, August 6th (Compliment Monday)
Devin: Hey you have nice forehead
Aroura: Thanks you have a nice one too
A term to describe a person didn't sleep on sunday.
Phil: Hey Jim
Jim: Yeah Phil
Phil: Did you see Bob?
Jim: Yeah
Phil: whats up with him today?
Jim: oh he didn't sleep last night
Phil: Oh he's a Monday Zombie
Cyber Monday is every lazy person’s day, a Monday, when they can buy items online at a lower price without having to get up from their couch.
Human:”Finally, some deals that I can get some deals online on Cyber Monday!”
Any weekday that isn't a Monday, but is the first day back in work after some time off. So, like a Monday, but not as bad.
For example, any Tuesday after a bank holiday, or even a Wednesday if you've managed to pull an extended sickie.
"At least it's only a soft Monday, so I don't want to kill myself."
When you find a muffin on the dashboard of your car on Monday morning but you have no idea who put it there so you post it on Facebook and find out your dad left it there for you.
It's Muffin Monday!
A traditional Sunday roast eaten midweek and cooked with as little effort as possible such as re-heating a left over Sunday roast or using ready made items bought at a shop.
Looking for wards to eating a Monday roast.
As you’re penetrating the ring that separates inner from outer from an angle that maximizes the gape of the vagina, prompting the inevitable “grrrrr Mondays” sentiment of the receiving party.
Dude 1: “Dude, Courtney could not walk this morning! You must have given her that loose monday!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”