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when a girl with braces sucks a guys dick and it cuts his skinso his penis starts bleeding.
Wow. i heard that beety was sharpening the pencil.
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a school shooters code word for shoot up the school
1)yo nigga i'm gonna drop the pencil
2)y
1)cuz man this school pisses me off and i hate everyone here
2)ok man don't shoot me
1)fuck you
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when a man gives a woman anal, and pulls out right before he ejactulates and writes his name in semen on her back
"why is she wiping off her back?"
"cuz i heard joe gave her a stinky pencil"
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Spinning a nugget around on your dick
Did you see Jimmy pencil sharpenered the nugget?
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An abnormally small and thin penis.
“Have you heard the rumor going around that Colin has a total pencil penis!!!”
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A term often used to describe this or a similar kind of sexual interation:
It is when a male uses his pencil (penis) to stick it into a girl's pencil sharpener (vagina) and the guy moves his pencil in a circular motion to create the pencil sharpening effect.
Friend: Dude I could totally do the pencil sharpener on that girl Beverly!
Hillel: Her? I tried to do that several days ago, however my pencil was too small to fit.
Friend: I think I'll be fine, if anything my pencil will be too thick for her sharpener!!1
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