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Masturbating. The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.
I could not sleep last night so ended up Petting a Unicorn.
A bitch of such epic proportions that you are forced to check her at the door of establishments that don't allow animals other than service dogs.
Sorry, you are going to leave your pet-cunt outside of Arby's. They are not allowed in the drama free, beef lover's oasis due to their overwhelmingly selfish aditude and general bitchiness.
Cats are wayy better than dogs ...Cats are the best pets
Is Shelby going out tonight?
No, I think she is reading 50 Shades of Grey and petting the pussy.
A bastard pet is when someone in a relationship buys or adopts a pet without the support or even against the wishes of the other person in the relationship.
“No way I’m cleaning up your dogs shit off my living room floor. I told you getting a dog was not a good idea now I’m the one having to pay for this Bastard pet!”
A pet that you feel was destined to be yours.
A pet that you feel a strong connection with and is the one pet you will never forget out of any other animal or pet you’ve owned.
This is my soul pet “Smokey”, I’ve felt a stronger mental and emotional connection with this pet than any other
A pet tiger is a well behaved scally (most of the time), however there are occasions where he may kick off and therefore you cannot relax in their company.
Don't annoy the pet tiger in the corner he is liable to kick off