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A small US based indie artist who writes songs about having trauma and being a gay simp. They also participate in bandom culture, most of which dates back nearly 20 years.
Have you presaved phoenix axel’s new single? It comes out on all platforms soon!
A curious baby or person who eats avocado for the first time with his fists in the air, mimicking a phoenix rising from the ashes.
Person 1: Check out that super cute baby over there eating avocado for the first time. He looks excited.
Person 2: He looks so excited, that little Guaquin Phoenix
is a one piece character.
KING OF RAP
marco>>>>>nicki minaj
no one can beat marco
person: "who's the best rapper?"
bozo: "nicki obviously"
smart person: "marco the phoenix"
Downing a bottle of Pepto Busmoul on Friday after work. Then drinking rot gut and eating only extremely spicy food for all your meals. Then come Monday down a bottle of laxatives, and destroy the communal toilet while at work.
Charlie's plan for the weekend was to commit to pulling off the angry phoenix for monday!
absolute shithole of a school. i don’t recommend going there at all
do not go to phoenix collegiate at all
phoenix collegiate is terrible
Various forms of milk torture, including but not limited to, water boarding Joaquin Phoenix with fresh dairy (specifically because of his cleft pallet and fucked up lip)
My therapist advised me that I should start to scale it back on the intensity of my aggressive jerk sessions. My uncle owns a dairy farm, and I hate Joaquin Phoenix and cleft lips...so the inter-species wank was a no Brainer. After you finish you have to yell THE PHOENIX RISES
P.S. Your dancing sucked in The Joker, and you should have been Viper Room instead of your brother
-Brian Omey
#TheLip #DrugTester
When things line up too damn well for it to be a coincidence and is obviously just the universe fucking with you.
P1: Our writing is to damn similar to not have some sort of crossover or reference to eachother
P2: Looks like the books are pulling a Phoenix again...