A person's hidden bag of fetishes. The things you don't even admit to your besties.
I'll tell you one fetish but I'm not showing you my whole picnic basket on the first date.
Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.
"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"
"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"
When tourists lay out some picnic rugs and consume crackers and wine, whilst watching you and your sexual partners Eiffel Tower each other.
Let’s sit down, have a Parisian Picnic and look at the Eiffel towering those two blokes with the massive cocks are giving to that pixie looking midget.
When you mess up and take your girl on a picnic as an apology.
-you messed up big time bro.
-yeah man, i know. i think i'll have to have an apology picnic or something to get back on her good side.
Lunch down under ;)
Al fresco oral sex
Was out for a nice walk with the Mrs yesterday, next minute we're having an australian picnic in the bushes!
A day time event or picnic where you get fucked up
Lets have a drizzy picnic and do lots of drugs or drink