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to procrastinate doing something which was already a procrastination of doing something else
John : "Dude, yesterday I was procrastinating doing my term paper by cleaning the house but then I procrastinated that by watching a whole marathon of pawn stars. It was a total procrastination inception!"
Steve : "You're and idiot"
A form of procrastination in which you refrain from doing other work by productively wasting time on only a part of the work you are already doing.
In other words, you are procrastinating by doing work while doing virtually no work.
Boy: What are you doing?
Girl: I have just spent the last hour making my math homework look pretty and neat instead of doing my English homework.
Boy: Wow, at least you're working on something.
Girl: That's productive procrastination for ya.
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a person who charges hourly rates for their work and always procrastinates, getting more money from the job.
Wouldnt reccomend it, the last one i got was a professional procrastinator
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Somebody who's supposed to be doing something productive, but chooses to look up what Procrastinator means in the Urban Dictionary.
You are a procrastinator. Get back to work you procrastinator!
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Going out of your house to do anything else but wait for your long awaited package
"I have been waiting for my COD 4 Package to arrive today, but I had no patience to wait at home, so I went Package Procrastinating to the mall"
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Rationalizing your procrastination by doing something else productive.
Wil: "Have you finished that drawing for class yet?"
Amy: "No, I'm too busy doing the dishes."
Wil: "That's such productive procrastination and you know it."
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The art of accepting the fact that you will wind up doing a task at the last minute, so an educated decision is made just not to bother with it now and complete the task at the last minute.
Pre-Procrastination:
Person 1: "Are you working on your assignment due next week?"
Person 2: "Nah I've Pre-Procrastinated to just work on it the night before."
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