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a turd that feels solid when it is going through the anal cavity and in to the rectum, but when you poop it is a turd that looks like a mud puddle.
i took laxatives and was deceived by a turd puddle
When a woman is so wet that juices are dripping from her cooch.
Female 1: I just can't get enough of that Justin Bieber
Female 2: Oh yeah just looking at him gets me smugglin' puddles
Female 1: Yeah I'm puddle smuggling right now!!!
A person who sucks the energy out of you. Who blames everyone but themselves for their feelings. A person who just cries and waddles in self pity. So sad my life cry cry tear tear.
Omg MIA she’s so annoying and always cries. Why don’t you like me… because you’re a puddle person.
A puddle of bodily fluids left after sexual intercourse.
That was super hot sex, I mean look at that cuddle puddle. R.I.P. the housekeepers.
When a very old women squirts.
Oooft, Margery left a soaking Barney Puddle at the bingo hall.
The gathering area for male & female ejaculate on bed during/after sex.
Always do it on her side of the bed so she has to sleep in the butt-puddle
Puddle Slut is a person who has sex with another person for hard core drugs such as meth.
Jim: Hey Jeremy, I was thinking of hooking up with Susie down the street while at your party. Mind if I borrow the guest bedroom?
Jeremy: OH HELL NO! Dude, don't even bother! Don't you know she's a total Puddle Slut? Caught her having sex with Josh under the school's bleachers for meth.