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Noun - Someone who sweats enough to make a puddle when they sleep
The fat kid was bullied cause his mom thought he peed the bed but in reality he was a puddle sleeper
a turd that feels solid when it is going through the anal cavity and in to the rectum, but when you poop it is a turd that looks like a mud puddle.
i took laxatives and was deceived by a turd puddle
When a woman is so wet that juices are dripping from her cooch.
Female 1: I just can't get enough of that Justin Bieber
Female 2: Oh yeah just looking at him gets me smugglin' puddles
Female 1: Yeah I'm puddle smuggling right now!!!
A person who sucks the energy out of you. Who blames everyone but themselves for their feelings. A person who just cries and waddles in self pity. So sad my life cry cry tear tear.
Omg MIA she’s so annoying and always cries. Why don’t you like me… because you’re a puddle person.
A puddle of bodily fluids left after sexual intercourse.
That was super hot sex, I mean look at that cuddle puddle. R.I.P. the housekeepers.
The act of jumping over puddles during/after a rain storm due to the fact that you are wearing Converse All-Star Chuck Taylors. Can be any other type of canvas shoe, especially with breathable holes near the sole. Usually results in the throwing (chucking) of water a short distance.
1. I wore my Chuck Taylors last night not knowing it was going to rain, I ended up having to puddle chuck to get to my car without soaking my feet!
2. Puddle Chucking may be fun, but it sucks when your socks get wet.
Puddle Slut is a person who has sex with another person for hard core drugs such as meth.
Jim: Hey Jeremy, I was thinking of hooking up with Susie down the street while at your party. Mind if I borrow the guest bedroom?
Jeremy: OH HELL NO! Dude, don't even bother! Don't you know she's a total Puddle Slut? Caught her having sex with Josh under the school's bleachers for meth.