Stain Rider

A man with an insatiable thirst for taking 'slazzas' back to his lair. These woman are typically much more powerful that he and will use this power to have their way with him, forcing the stain rider into uncouth and demeaning positions. The stain rider indicates his tastes for overzealous and promiscuous females by cultivating a small tuft of black hair under his lip while obsessively shaving all other facial hair.

I was walking past a new bar in Parnell and I saw a stain rider pilling off his head on fake ecstasy (crack). He was working on a sluzza who seemed torn between him and the bouncer.

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Riders of Roadhan

Getting a hand-job while driving your car

That chick was showing me the riders of roadhan by the third stop-light

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Night rider

White woman who fucks black guys

She was a night rider in the dark

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Hog Rider

When you put purple food colouring in your penis veins and When you bust into a farm and slowfuck a pig and you cum and it looks like elixir and the farmer tries to kick you out so you hit him with a hammer!

Farmer: stop fucking my animals!!!

Me: Hog Rider!!!!

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Scooter Rider

A Scooter Rider is someone who rides a scooter for fun and gets tons of hate on people who cant stop sucking there own cock. A scooter rider usually is someone from ages 13-22 but is more chill than you think. Most scooter riders hate razor scooter kids as much as fellow skaters do, just because they get in the way of both of them. Scootering is deemed easy but isn't that easy, there are tricks that take years for people to learn, and most riders commit to there riding.

"Yo James did you see that Scooter Rider do a buttercup?"
"Yeah dude, he isnt as gay as most skaters say they are"
"Yeah man, he earned my respect"

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ez rider

marijuana that burns slower

She drops a package of the EZ Rider

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special rider

Special Rider is a blues term for special sexual partner. Unlike the common blues term ‘rider’, the phrase ‘special rider’ is more special: it seems to occur in only four pre-war songs and by implication in a fifth. One of these is Skip James’. Bob Dylan named his music publishing company Special Rider.

The girl I'm seeing is my special rider