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A series written by JRR Tolkein following young Baggins in his quest to destroy the one RING.
I read lord of the rings 2345 times yesterday.
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A term used to break up with someone that isn't putting out enough.
Mike: Alice, we are totes donion rings!
Alice: Nooooooooo
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When two guys fist each other and a crust forms around the ring, thus looking like an onion ring.
'You cant go onion ringing without your chap stick!'
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A fivesome with four guys and a girl; four poles and a mat.
Krystal is such a slut. You know those guys who were with her? I heard they did a boxing ring after the party on Saturday.
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A beach located south of Matarangi, on the Coromandel Peninsula, North Island, New Zealand. Home of the mythical burning sands. It was once said that anal sex was practiced amongst the dunes - but was recently discredited after Mr Hans informed concerned partys that it was not very nice having anal sex in sand dunes. Ask him how he knows.
Fuck me, I have sand up my arse!
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In what is internally referred to as "The Business" (ie. any of the multitude of direct sales offices that sprung out of DS-Max, Cydcor, Granton, Smartcircle, Credico etc.), this is a term referring to hitting ones sales goal of selling enough to earn $100 personal profit for the day. This can equate to a certain number of sales dependent upon the campaign. For example, if one earns $50 commission per sale and then "ringing the bell" entails closing two sales.
This is not only an idiomatic expression as it refers to the literal ringing of a bell after returning to the office from a day in the field. All reps who earned the minimum $100 profit ring a large bell signifying their results and are congratulated by their fellow sales reps in a raucous, high-energy ceremony.
Rep 1: How did you do today?
Rep 2: I did alright, I closed $129 in profit!
Rep 1: Hell yeah, go on ring the bell man!
*High fives ensue*
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a cute name for a female's anus.
Hey Karin can i pound your cinnamon ring?
Please Scott show me some brown love!!
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