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A Robert is a great and intelligent man, who has the personally of a true gentleman. They are sometimes shy or hard to get to know but once you know them, you'll never forget them. However, Roberts, can also be a true badass and can take charge of any situation telling people off. They are always on time for any given appoitment and are always well dressed, shaved, and smelling of sexy cologne. They are also quite the ladies man but don't know it. Women flock from miles just to catch a glimpse of a Robert... Tall dark and handsome; and usually from an Asian, Italian, or Spanish orgin. Roberts are usually computer savvy and have the best success at whatever their profession is. If you know a Robert, consider yourself the luckiest person in the world because they're the best people you'll ever meet.
Girl 1: Hey look at that bro coming down the road, he's smexy. He must be a Robert.
Robert: Hey there girl, meow!
Robert: Here, hold this lens cap for me... I'm busy being awesome.
Mikey: Anything for you Robert... I would do anything. I just wish I was a Robert.
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Not the best looking guy around but is still kind of cute. Can be a major jerk sometimes, but it alright once you get to know him. Always says "Thanks for the compliment!" when you say "I love you." Has great taste in music. Dosen't take anyone's crap.
Robert is awesome! But he sure gets on my nerves sometimes.
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The most amazing person in existence. Tends to be a gamer nerd, but hardworking and sensitive. He's AMAZING in bed, knows how to please a woman.
"I'm dating Robert now!"
"Really? I heard he's a pantydropper"
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A faggot who pisses everyone if and makes them hateh him because he won’t stop being an asshloe
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A person with a reputation for munting.. Can be seen hanging around in graveyards in the early evening, waiting for the light to fade so that he can get to work.
"Robert struck again!! A number of corpses have been dug up"
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An extremely attractive male, that makes you fall under his love spell just by making direct eye contact. Has gorgeous blue eyes, but has a hard time realizing whats in front of him. Has very low self esteem, thinks hes ugly and doesn't try hard. Could be very smart if he tried to succeed. Peer pressured into trying bad things. Parents are mean to him which only makes him do worse things like sneaking out at night. Although he has quite a bit of issues/problems, Robert is one of the friendliest, nicest boy you will even met. He is very honest and you can always trust him with keeping a secret a secret. Robert likes to keep things to himself. You will never forget meeting a Robert and he will make a huge impact on your life. P.S. A very good dancer.
Friend: Whos that guy with eyes as blue as the ocean
Me: Oh thats Robert
Friend: Oh you like him
Me: Yes
Friend: He'd be a keeper
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A fucking dick who sucks everybody's cock and nobody likes. He is the worst! Robert is an ugly piece of shit who needs to learn some fucking manners and how not to be rude
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