A parking lot rocker are mostly metal heads (or a group)that go to a show or venue but never step out to support the bands playing live, they're mostly found drinking Modelos or low grade alcohol, and blast Toxic Holocaust in their car, thinking that its a good band.
They live on low income and often hate on the popular underground bands and talk shit on other metal fans that can afford to attend big concerts, known to leave a mess at parking lots and have DUI records. .
Don is a parking lot rocker, he promised to john that he would get there early to see his band open up for Decide but is with Sam drinking Early times whiskey while listening to Venom.
Garetth: yo buddy
George: yo pal what’s Poppin your rocker
Garetth: nothing much
Garetth: yo buddy
George: yo pal what’s poppin your rocker
George: nothing much I’m chillin
Garetth: hey buddy
George: hey pal what’s poppin your rocker
Garretth: nothing much big guy
The Shocker, but without the 2nd finger in the pussy because the pussy is too tight.
Catherine is too tight to use the shocker so I had to use the Rocker.
Hayley Williams or any other ginger female rocker
Hayley Williams is a red furry rocker