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Saturday Night Live

A show that was funny in it's first 10 years, but has sucked since 1995. Only dedicated fans still watch it and it is currently residing in the dumpster of TV. While it used to showcase brilliant talent and comedians, it now produces one-joke lameasses like Will Ferell and Jimmy Fallon.

John the Dumbass: Did you watch Saturday Night Live last week?
Peter: No, who still watches that shit?
John the Dumbass: Omfg i do!1111111 Watching Tina Fey and Amy Poehler crack the same unfunny joke about President Bush they've been telling for the past 4 years sure is hilarious!!!!!11!!! And a music video about monkeys taking a crap on lettuce is just so smart and funny!!!!!11

by Jonna Terlockey November 10, 2006

40๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž


Saturday Night Special

A variation of the three finger shocker. Instead of 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink, the Saturday Night Special is 2 in the stink, one in the pink.

AKA New Jersey Shocker

I'll surprise her with the Saturday Night Special instead of the Shocker.

by Hughe Jass August 9, 2007

30๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


Saturday TV Funhouse

(N.) The funniest animated crap on TV since South Park. (which is the funniest animated crap on tv since The Simpsons)

Saturday Night Live may be as unfunny and dull as MadTV now, but Saturday TV Funhouse almost makes sitting through the bad jokes worth it. ALMOST...

by G-Union May 19, 2003

6๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL

Old school term used to describe a home-made concealable weapon (usually a runty firearm of some sort).

Go ahead pull out that SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL and give me an excuse to kill your stupid ass...

by Joshiro007 February 18, 2003

24๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


saturday night live

gross jokes and awkward political mishaps.

did you see saturday night livelast night? the gross jokes and political mishaps were totally stupid.

by golaniy November 27, 2010

17๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


Saturday Morning Pee

A stream of urine that come out in one or more completely unpredictable directions, rendering even perfect aim futile. This creates a mess for the next person who cleans the bathroom. This typically occurs after sleeping in on Saturday.

Tina's gonna be so pissed, I Saturday Morning Pee'd all over the bathroom floor.

Sorry I'm late dude, I totally Saturday Morning Pee'd all over the shower curtain. I had to throw it in the washer before Lisa got home.

by BolognaBlake June 20, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL

Cheaply manufactured pistol, usually in caliber .22, that no self-respecting, law abiding citizen would consider using to defend him or herself from some punkass shit wielding said firearm. The rest of us use real guns. Go ahead, Al Gore, ban them. Takes the attention away from the fuckin Brady Bill. Thank God it's over next year. More mags for that L1A1 I'm lookin at.

"Your gun says 'Replica'. My gun says 'Desert Eagle .50'"

by Big Tim August 1, 2003

24๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž