smelling salt

A maneuver in which you have sex with somebody who is unconcious WITH THE HOPE THAT your doing so will revive them.

Note: this is different from something like sleepysex, in that your goal is to fix the situation rather than exploit it.

(Named after medicinal smelling salt, which produces such a potent smell that it can awaken an unconscious person.)

"I've tried everything I could think of, but the patient is still out cold."
"Hold on, doctor, there's still one thing you didn't think of...." (pulls down pants)
"Ah, yes, give her some smelling salt."

11👍 21👎

Arsey smell

The odour that protrudes from a woman's anus. The odour is directly from an arse but smells nice due to her cleanliness, hygiene and all around good preparation for being pumped.

Term coined by Neil from 'The Inbetweeners'.

'I pumped Alice the other night in doggy position. The arsey smell from her starfish was beautiful.'

4👍 2👎

smelling pills

Verb: The act of ingesting medicines through the nasal passage.

"Are you smelling pills again?"

2👍 2👎

smell pie

A pie composed entirly of smell.

Would you like a LARGE slice of SMELL PIE???

4👍 7👎

smell test

the test mom's give their teens to check for cigarettes, pot or alcohol.

i give my son the smell test when he's been out with friends.

9👍 22👎

it smells funny

when someone or thing smeels different..

"hey billy hows it going? *whispers to friend "it smells funny"

10👍 27👎

Smelling the Leaf

1When used in situations where the stakes are dire, 'Smelling the Leaf' would mean that you are taking the easy way out, and that you would rahter risk your whole life to just a simple thing such as that situation.

2However, when used in light-hearted situations, it would mean something less severe, like ending a conversation or as comic relief.

1 Hey, Dude... I don't want to get mu shit stolen by these Niggaz, so I'm gonna have to be smelling the leaf on this one.

2 This conversation is over, now let's have afternoon tea and we'll smell the leaf.

2👍 3👎