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A salt water fish baked with a seafood stuffing.
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A women's vagina with a penis or sex instrument inserted inside.
We love eating stuffed snapper for lunch or dinner.
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Her stuffed snapper made her scream until she orgasmned.
Ice cold beer. Must be a can, hence “snapper”.
Man, what a week! I think I’m gonna throw back some cold snappers with the boys tonight.
When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.
Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
To be encouraged by someone who is not at immediate risk and/or safe from repercussions to do something stupid. Especially when subsequently caught or hurt.
Similar to peer pressure except that the snapper'er is unaware/ignorant of the actual risks.
Jim broke his leg after Tony told him it was safe to jump from the roof. Tony saw it on TV so he thought it was safe. Tony really snappered Jim good.
"Steve, stop telling me to steal the video game. I know for a fact they have security cameras. You aren't going to snapper me!"
A term used in Vermont for pedophile.
C.O. opens the holding cell door to very loudly say "Hey snapper you forgot your paperwork". And what do you know the snapper had a really nasty fall and has to be brought to the infirmary
A retard. Someone that lacks the mental where withal to use zippers or buttons, can only utilize snaps. A person whose mental capacity is lacking for even the simplest of tasks.
When you pack the bong half way with weed and some tobacco. You smoke the whole bowl until the cherry of the weed/tobacco gets sucked thru the bottom of the bowl. Making a snapping noise
I was coughing for ten minutes after my first snapper