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March Stacheness

"A play on words made in reference to March Madness. March Madness is the annual college basket ball tournament held every year in March to crown the college basket ball champion. I know you don't watch sports so you can't relate BUT real men know exactly what I'm talking about." ~Kyle (pronounced K-aisle!)

Guy 1: Let's grow mustaches for Mustache March.
Guy 2: It's now March Stacheness, because I made it up.

by StrongManHaze February 22, 2019


Crumb-stache

When you have so many crumbs on your face it counts as a mustache

“Damn, my empanada gave me a crumb-stache!”

by Crumb_got_boots April 21, 2022


wine stache

Name for the imprint of wine staining one's lips after multiple glasses of red.

"Kerin, is that a wine stache? Have fun last night?"

by lovesitall March 1, 2012


puss-stache

mustache style pubic hair on a female

eeee u seen tha puss-stache

by jaydlaimt January 30, 2020


Stache sack

When someone is tickling your ballsack/nutsack with their moustache.

“Man my girl really gave me a stache sack the other day

by Stachesack May 31, 2020


starter-pack 'stache

the art of pranking someone by drawing on the edge of a soda or beer can with a marker and giving it to someone, preferably a new coworker or intern

"Thanks for the soda" *takes a sip*

"HA!, now you have a starter-pack 'stache!"

by Ronald.j chanefeild August 19, 2022


Head stache

Another name for a unibrow

Look at bobs head stache

by They call me Mr.Boombastic December 13, 2016