"A play on words made in reference to March Madness. March Madness is the annual college basket ball tournament held every year in March to crown the college basket ball champion. I know you don't watch sports so you can't relate BUT real men know exactly what I'm talking about." ~Kyle (pronounced K-aisle!)
Guy 1: Let's grow mustaches for Mustache March.
Guy 2: It's now March Stacheness, because I made it up.
When you have so many crumbs on your face it counts as a mustache
“Damn, my empanada gave me a crumb-stache!”
Name for the imprint of wine staining one's lips after multiple glasses of red.
"Kerin, is that a wine stache? Have fun last night?"
When someone is tickling your ballsack/nutsack with their moustache.
“Man my girl really gave me a stache sack the other day”
the art of pranking someone by drawing on the edge of a soda or beer can with a marker and giving it to someone, preferably a new coworker or intern
"Thanks for the soda" *takes a sip*
"HA!, now you have a starter-pack 'stache!"