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The art of having a female sucks one's cock while she is urinating.
Man, your girlfriend gave me one hell of a lemonade stand last week. She received her payment in her mouth.
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(noun): Halal food carts that can be found throughout the streets of NYC.
(noun): Halal food stands where Muslim Arabs sell meat out of an eight-by-four cart.
Me: I'm hungry Mike, want to grab something to eat?
Mike: Sure, let's go to the sand-stand.
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Pissing in a girl's vagina then drinking it out. Giving her a nickel afterwords is optional.
Yo, dawg, that ho from tha club let me open up a Lemonade Stand last night!
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A buttload of pussy all at once!!! plural
I ate a fucking taco stand last night!!!
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A sexual position. It is like the 69 oral sex position. but you guessed it... standing. It requires strength, determination and being able to be upside down for a while. In a single sex 69 standing the lighter partner is upside down while both partners perform oral sex on the other. In hetro relationships, the girl is upside down. The one standing is usually the one hold the other up. Usually performed by gymnasts and circus folk. WARNING: do not try while cartwheeling.
OMG I just 69ed standing with Olivia, she's so fat.
Thank god my boy is ripped so he can hold me while we 69 standing
Did you hear about Chloe and Andy! They tried to do the 69 cartwheel! Now Andy is a girl and Chloe has stitches in her p*ssy
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Where a man develops a HUGE boner when he sees a hot chick.
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Adjective conveying cynical elation; most useful towards someone fishing for compliments referring to something boring, unimpressive or visually offensive.
Fredward: Do you guys like this pool of puss I made? It came out of this enormous pustule on my knee here!
Leonard: WOW, your knee and pool of puss are both gout-standing Fred.
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