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On the 5 of januari to celebrate the new year you must swipe right on everyone on every dating platform you use if you don't noone will do the same for you
*2 guys swiping on tinder*
Guy 1: dude look at her she's so ugly *swipes left*
Guy 2: wtf what are you doing it's swipe right day noone is ever gonna swipe right on you from this day!
Guy 1:NOOOOOOOOO!!!
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send nudes
"swipe up for a picture of my titties"
"swipe up for p" AKA a picture of ma tits
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the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole
Dude, my nose is really runny after doing a Colombian card swipe yesterday.
When someone calls you and you slide them over to voicemail, this is equivalent to flipping them off, and is highly offensive to the other party.
* homie rings*
You: * send to voicemail*
Homie:
Aw hell nah! They did not just give me the fuck off swipe!
The Allah Visa Swipe is a sexual manouvere referring to Asians immigrating into Europe illegally. It is when the male of the relationship excretes onto a plastic card, often their Visa (hence the name) and then swipes it between the breasts and bottom-cheeks of the lady (or man). It is a way of visually representing the way immigrants take the piss (or shit) out of our country and take advantage of how desperate we are, we actually let them shit on our society and then rub it around by telling their friends and family back home, thus spreading the shit everywhere.
The man running the corner shop receives a payment via visa, however the PIN code checker is not working so in order to make sure the visa is legal (possibly ironic) he pulls down his trousers, takes a shit on the card, and swipes it down the lady's clevage. She just got Allah Visa Swiped.
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i'm wiping my credit card on my asshole
that way when i go to buy stuff i'll leave my
shit stain on the credit card machine after
it is swiped....
then when everyone uses the same machine will
get my shit on their card...
and eventually on their hand...
when they start eating food
it'll be my shit on their hands...
and into their fuckin mouth
my shit swipe is contagious
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The act of shitting without wiping, then taking your shit filled ass crack and spreading your cheeks and swiping you ass over someones face. Most commonly used during sex but is also a good practical joke.
Jimmy- "Wil put laxitives in my food and I had a liquid shit."
Mark- "Thats awful."
Jimmy- "No. I credit card swiped him in his sleep after that."
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