Tom

A super cool guy who is like so cool. I think I forgot to say how cool Tom is, he is so epic like duuuuuude omg let's go victory royale epic win wooo yes

Tom is so cool

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Tom

Everyone’s fav cuz he’s sexy and nice asf plus he’s sexy

Person: Wow who’s that sexy beast over there that’s sexy

Other person: Oh that’s the sexy Tom guy that’s sexy

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Tom

A special man. The Ross Gellar of every friendship group.

Oh my god guys you'll never guess who just pulled a Tom.

Yawn, guess what Tom just gave me a lecture in.

I'd love to be 'the Rachel' to Tom.

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Tom

A big time creeper with creeper broads. Can't spell phone and plays baby daddy to his trashy girlfriends. Dropped out of high school to persue a drug trafficking career! CAN'T be trusted. Might look cute but his mommy spanks him. Tom`s are usually little bitches. Cries out like a little girl and LIES... about everything!

Girl 1 – “Eh Tom. I hurd u’z got a babeh”
Tom – “I aint no baby dadddeh”
Girl 2 – “Yo Hicks. You owe me child support. Get yoself a job man”
Girl 1 - “I thought you aint got a babeh? Im confuzzzed!”
Tom – “Im a liar. Dont believe anything I say“

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TOM

A fat man at work who buys stripped dress shirts at Walmart and wears tight clothes and keeps ripping them when he bends over.

Look Mom that guy bent over and pulled a Tom

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TOM

Time Of the Month-- girls use only!!
used if a girl is on her period; a way of disguising it.

Mary: whats wrong? you look sad.
Jane: Nothing really, tom's just really pissing me off..

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TOM

(Acronym) - Meaning "Tweaked Out Monk" (the only way to worship) - used when free-styling, flowing, dropping some lyrics, entertaining through visual stimulation. All the while producing some interesting and funny yet unusual results. Tweaked out Monks would bring you to the temple to worship and might intoxicate you with a psychedelic drug that will give you the sensation of seeing their god. (eg. "Drinking the Kool-Aid")

I swear when i got to the temple, a bunch of TOMs got me wasted on Soma. I swear I saw Krishna.

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