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When someone who:
• Makes Fake Facts • Makes Stupid Assumptions • Say Online Friends Are Better Then Real Ones • Says Cheating On My Patner Is Okay
Person1: Eating a lot will make your boobs bigger
Person2: Stop with your Tori Logic
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Dynamic singer-songwriter-pianist noted for her cultlike following, mostly uninterpretable lyics, controversial subject matter, and flaming red hair. Born Myra Ellen Amos to Edison and Mary Amos of Maryland in 1963 (with dark brown hair; she dyes it), she began playing piano at age 2, began classical training at Peabody conservatory at age 5, began playing in piano bars at age 13, and moved to LA at 21. While there she survived a ual assault which inspired her to co-form the Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network (RAINN) and write the haunting, a capella Me and a Gun. She is now married to her sound engineer, Mark Hawley, and they live in Cornwall with daughter Natashya. Her albums to date (and first singles in parentheses) are 1988's Y Kant Tori Read (featuring Cool On Your Island), 1992's Little Earthquakes (featuring Silent All These Years), 1994's Under the Pink (God), 1996's Boys for Pele (Caught a Lite Sneeze), 1998's From the Choirgirl Hotel (Spark), 1999's To Venus and Back (Bliss), 2001's Strange Little Girls (an album of covers, featuring the title track), 2003's Scarlet's Walk (featuring A Sorta Fairytale), and 2005's The Beekeeper (Sleeps with Butterflies). She is often compared to singer-songwriter Kate Bush, more for lack of similarity to anyone else than any actual similarity to each other. Interestingly and slightly ironically, her best-selling album, Boys for Pele, was preceeded by a power struggle between herself and her record label, in which they threatened to and followed through with promoting her as little as legally possible.
Tori amos is god. Let's rent a minivan and follow her around the country on tour.
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A phrase usable in the UK to blame anything on the Conservative Party, who are commonly referred to as Tories. The phrase can be used regardless if the tories were at fault or not. Similar to Thanks Obama in the US.
*Electricity bill too high - "fuckin' tories"
*Failed an exam - "fuckin' tories"
*natural disaster strikes another country - "fuckin' tories"
*asteroid collides with Earth, leading to the extinction of humanity - "fuckin' tories"
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A clock that runs a little slower than the rest of the world.
A: Hey! Why do think Patricia is always late?
B: Oh she runs on Tori Time.
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Usually a young man from a privileged and sheltered background, who looks down his nose at the working class. Typically from a private school (see Eton) and attends either Oxbridge or some other top British universities. No common sense or real-world experience. Always supports the Conservative Party. Might be homophobic, despite the sexual idolisation of David Cameron.
Also a young working class male who is too irrational to see that the Conservative Party actually hates him and people like him. Used somewhat ironically, as true Tory boys laugh at commoners even if they do vote Tory.
"Gideon is such a Tory boy. He shops at Jack Wills and laughs at homeless people."
"Luke's a bit of a Tory boy. His family all vote Tory, even though they live on a council estate and Maggie Thatcher stole their jobs in the 1980s."
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