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the hipster cocktail

Take you favorite drink, microwave for 30 seconds, drink it before its gets cool.

better drink up the hipster cocktail before it gets cool!!!

by shenanigans12321 February 1, 2013


mollietov cocktail

A drink mixture consisting of any type of alcohol and mollie

Here, drink this mollietov cocktail and then let's get weird.

by thecelticboar January 13, 2013


Colitis Cocktail

A drink or mixture of substances used to induce ulcerative colitis in an enemy, or friend that keeps doing you dirty..

Friend 1: yo wtf is that smell?

Friend 2: that’s this colitis cocktail I’m cookin’ up

Friend 1: oh shit, who you gonna slip that to?

Friend 2: that jheri curl havin’ mf down the block

by AhJiggaWhat June 6, 2022


Naperville cocktail

Xanax and wine, the most common combination used by the moms of Naperville, to get fucked up.

Karen got zooty off those Naperville Cocktails, haha. She could barely speak!

by chicagohotness September 26, 2020


prairie cocktail

A fancy Midwest drink consisting of bud light, tomato juice and olives.

Bartender Kyle made me a Prairie Cocktail. It was delicious.

by StiltsInSoDak December 20, 2012


jizz cocktail

A jizz cocktail is what happens when a girl sleeps with several men in a short space of time without a condom. The result a mixture of jizz aka a jizz cocktail.

Sophie slept with so many guys on Friday she must have had a jizz cocktail inside her.

by SmellyJenna May 17, 2014


Kootenay Cocktail

a mixture of beer and rum

pour some whiskey into my molson, please, feeling like a Kootenay Cocktail tonight

by mox+gam November 29, 2020