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When two friends masturbate together at the same time using two fleshlights taped together to be used with a matching thrusting tempo in the fashion of the original Eiffel Tower sex position sans a third partner.
“Hey dude I’m really sad Kelly broke up with me. You want to come over later, get drunk and break out the eskimo sleeve?”
Performing fellatio with an ice cube in your mouth.
Dave was surprised when Samantha gave him an Eskimo Pole.
first rim asshole with animal fat of choice; ranging from crisco to whale blubber. then add round frozen berries, put ice cube in mouth and bon appetit.
it was my bitches birthday so I treated her to an Eskimo salad.
I’m still picking my teeth from that Eskimo salad.
Rubbing chests from side to side as a way to stay warm in the cooler.
I hope Paul and Paul 2 stay warm in the cooler today. Oh they'll be fine I saw them eskimo hugging.
The act of feverishly masturbating preferably with ski goggles and ear muffs into a fully locked and loaded leaf blower. Expelling your full exfoliating load of hot man syrup directly onto but not limited to face and or chest area for the ultimate boomerang effect.
So me and the boys huddled up in the garage last night created the ultimate Eskimo dreamcatcher circle while doing peyote and ecstasy.
Verb: You have been dream catched. BITCH!
When two males rub the heads of their penis' together. It is like docking for two people that don't have foreskin.
Erik and Keith won't come out to the bar with us tonight, they are too busy giving each other eskimo kisses.
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When two bros have both received oral sex from the same girl.
"I got a blow job from Kelly once."
"I got a blow job from Kelly too!"
"Bro, we're Eskimo Cousins!!"
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