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An event strictly involving only males. Activities on a lads night out include; drinking (alcohol), gambling, the muffin game and many many more.
The lads night had its origins (like fireworks) in the middle east, where Ghengis Khan would ride with his clan to a neighbouring tribe and destroy them. This version of a lads night did not catch on in europe.
The breakthrough in europe for the lads night came with Schiller (Goethe's best friend) in the 18th Century. He called it the gentleman's petit renaissance. These nights generally involved silhouette making and shirades.
At around the same time in the emerging states of america, the english were enjoying lads nights. The americans did not appreciate these evenings of drunken revelry, and declared war. This ended (temporarily) the lads night in the Americas.
Centuries later, the weight of being without a lads night society took its toll. America's economy crashed and the country went into a depression sending shockwaves throughout the world. President Hoover saw the mistake and called upon a lads night revival, giving tax breaks to those who threw the best poker nights and owned the best laser challenge sets.
In the present day, the lads night out has lost it's way slightly. It is no longer the driving political power it once was. Taken over by the proles and the masses it has fallen into disrepute. More and more lads nights end in injury and arrests.
The future of the lads night is then unclear. Perhaps it will undergo a resurgance in popularity, but it faces stiff competition from chick flicks and aids.
Typical 'lads night' venues
The house. (for poor folk)
The dog track. (for rich folk)
The country retreat. (for cottagers)
Stock phrases for a lads night (and some to avoid!)
DO SAY : - -
"MORE BEER!"
"Women are pure evil."
"That Mel Gibson really gets on my titties"
DO NOT SAY!: - -
"Oh no, i'm driving"
"Can't we just see our girlfriend/wife/sibling?& quot;
"Look guys, i brought legally blonde! "
A Lads night is just what i need
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someone who stands in front of their house
he’s in front of the house he’s a sound lad
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Swimming with the lads is when you jack off into a bathtub and then proceed to swim in it for at least 30 minutes.
Father: I had such a good time swimming with the lads.
Son:.... what is that daddy?
Father: Listen here son...
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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An unimpressive rich person OR someone who behaves like one. Usually meets any of the following criteria:
a. they buy and own expensive things they dont really appreciate, simply because thats what other rich people buy (i.e. Ferraris, Harleys, pad in Bali)
b. they are useless to the rest of us.
c. we envy them
American adventurers preparing to raft a river in a foreign country. They are decked out with $10000 worth of titanium paddles, bright little suits, and gear from REI:
"these rapids are super class 9 alpha! maybe you should ride in our certified raft?"
Guide floating away in 20 year old canoe, smoking a cig:
"...fancy lads..."
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a nickname for a sexy Chinese beast who often hangs out with snazzypants with no pants on.
dude, look at vagina lad. hes such a sexy beast even though hes chinese and pantless.
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a term used by angry leprechauns during a masturbation session in a japan hotel room
up the lads- used by angry Irish people in japan hotel rooms
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