moon landing

Moon landing is defined as when two naked arses meet/touch/rub together accidentally

E.g. Two men bending down simultaneously to pick something up when in a communal shower and their arses meet...briefly

It was awful, I bent down to collect my travel shampoo and a moon landing occurred with a complete stranger .

lands with a thud

When a person brought back to reality abruptly.

"And the first chick lands with a thud."
(Desperate Housewives; season 7, episode 15)

Land blasted

To get smashed in the ass

Hey Dustin did you hear. Trista got land blasted by Pete last night

Land Whale

A term used to describe a person beyond obeicity.

Rosy O'Donnel is a Land Whale

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Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

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Yodie Land

Where you go when you obliterated than a hoe
Inhabitants include Fulcrum and Snoop Dogg

Finna get sent to Yodie Land.

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ChingChong Land

A country in Asia where only Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Vietnams, live. They have to say the words Ching Chong everyday at least twice.

I want to go to ChingChong Land once I'm allowed to.

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