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When you smell someones seat, at most, 15 seconds after they get up
"Did you see that Guy seat sniffing that girl after she got up"
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The middle seat in the last row of the plane, usually across from the toilets.
I am so far back in line, I'm practically in seat 29E.
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1. The seat in a van or bus that has the hump from the wheel coming into the vehicle causing your knees to come up to your chest.
2. Making a seat out of the hump from the wheel of a large van (i.e. 15 passenger) in order to fit more people than the vehicle was made for
1. "Let's move seats, I don't want the hump seat."
2. "We can can fit more people in the van, someone take the hump seat."
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The first two passenger seats on any bus, or all seats on a short bus. One must claim the right to sit in a tard seat vocally upon embarking upon the vehicle.
"Damn, that kid with the goggles took our tard seat!"
or
(Before sitting in desired tard seat) "Tard Seat!"
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Dropping a Duce in a urinal
The stall was full so I gave them the cheap seat
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Formal name for the rim of the toilet bowl. Should never be sat on for reasons the known as the four p's: Piss, Poop, Puke, Period.
Stumbling home after a night of drinking, Rookie sat down to take a shit, but forgot to put down the lid on the thrown and sat on the Forbidden Seat. Next morning he woke up with syphilis. Jovanny laughed his ass off.
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(n.) A position to see an event unfurl, usually reserved for those with an instrumental part in making the event happen. Etymology is obviously boxing
Related phrases: in the loop, boxing, front row seat
Me an' my gat are gonna have a ringside seat to your unlawful execution if you don't get out of my sight, bitch.
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