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A time honored tradition at every ski mountain. There is a “pond” in the snow at the end of the slope surrounded by a crowd when people dressed in costumes try to cross the pond on skiis or snowboards. Most people fail and eat shit. And all the drunk people yell and cheer. Overall a great way to end the season.
He bill you going to the pond skimming event this year? He’ll yeah! I’m in it!
angas pond is a short little guy that likes men and always rage quites when i talk to him for some reason he thinks he is the top shit but hes not , and likes ugly girls from a all girls boarding school and for some reasons he talks about the weidest facts and its some how right becasue he types all this shit from google and btw he is gay and likes white rocks and that word but with a C he likes to bang maddie every dayy alll day and he has got a friend named aidan dacey that like to finger him all night the gay bozo
angas pond is a retard and like to bounce on coks
If someone who is too big and not appreciated.
Hey jack you that America is too small to fill trumps ego he’s like a whale in the pond.
Jack: fuck off
Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with thePond blaster
Person 2: no! I dont know what that means. yet.
Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection
Person 2: I dont think thats what it means i think its Cumming in the sink, I dont know bout you
A state of mind where you are overcome with a feeling of numbness and every movement feels slow, like it would if you were to be stuck in a pond of caramel. It has no feeling of euphoria as a drug might and is closer to a sweet sadness.
Carol tried to run out the door, but couldn't get the energy she needed and like she was stuck in a caramel pond.
A phrase used by Canadians usually used as a way to express that they are right in an arguement to the point where they will bet their ducks
"You're wrong Josh, I bet all the ducks in my pond that i'm right."
"Have a fish pond problem" = Thinking you have a huge, critically important problem to deal with.
Compared to - "Making a mountain out of a molehill" = Exaggerating and exacerbating a very minor, insignificant issue into a tremendous obstacle or crisis.
Owners of fish ponds ( like koi ponds) get very upset if something goes wrong with their koi or the environment. The world is ending if there is a fish pond problem.
John was stressed about missing the office holiday party, but his wife told him he was having a fish pond problem and it wasn't that big of a deal.
When the restaurant messed up my order, I started to get really worked up until my friend said "Relax, you're having a fish pond problem again over something minor."
Sarah tends to have a lot of fish pond problems - she'll obsess over tiny issues like being 5 minutes late as if they're catastrophic events.
The team spent two hours debating the colors for the new logo design. Their manager finally had to intervene and say they were having a fish pond problem before refocusing them.