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A white woman (typically bleached-blonde, overweight and trashy)who almost exclusivly dates black men.
We don't stand a chance here Dude, this place is full of mud sharks.
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Her name is Sincere, she knows so much about sharks and watched more shark movies than you think, she talks about sharks so much that whenever someone else says something about sharks you immediately think of her.
“Who is Sincere?”
“The Shark Queen duh!”
The superior shark plush that made by the Swedish company IKEA
Daughter: Momma buy me BlĂĄhaj shark plush.
Mom: Sure hunn!
A highly successful psychotherapy technique that requires only one “session” during which a person comes close to being eviscerated by a great white, but is allowed to escape unharmed.
I tried shark therapy because it’s more experiential and doesn’t require you to talk or have insight; you just feel really great when it’s all over!
When your pet, usually a dog but not limited to dogs, follows you around to areas with food (kitchen, dinner table etc.) in hopes that a scrap of food will be dropped for their consumption.
Every time I’m in the kitchen, that dog follows me in crumb sharking around hoping for a treat.
A glib but disturbing nickname for the waters off the beautiful Pleasure Point area in Santa Cruz, California due to its recent unwanted reputation for surfers being attacked and killed by sharks.
Well I guess I’ll surf somewhere other than Shark Park for awhile.
The most bad-ass animal ever created
God: We need to make something great.
Angel: How about a shark that can beat the shit out of people without biting them, it’s called a hammerhead shark
God: That defeats the purpose of a shark but ok.