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A stand-up comedian sharing various, depressing personal problems instead of telling jokes.
Did you watch the latest Chris Gethard stand-up special? It wasn't stand-up comedy. It was stand-up therapy.
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administration of theraputic punishment to a subject's head using a hardened object, generally coercive and equivalent to an old time attitude adjustment
Hey mate! You look rather dizzy after your cranio-sacral therapy session.
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1. The act of having someone dragon shout your asshole over and over until you feel iner peace
2. Havering your partner put there lips on your asshole and screaming the phrase; "Fos-Ro-Dah" over and over while fingering or giving you a hand job.
"Imneed iner peace"
"Have you tried Fos-Ro-Dah therapy?"
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An idea that many men subscribe to. It states that if more men with little dicks go out there and have sex and show women a good time, they'll be more open to having sex with men with small penises.
Rico:"How was your date last night?"
Tom:"It was good until it was time for sex, she rejected me after seeing my small penis."
Rico:"Maybe she just needs a little more Little Dick Exposure Therapy, better luck next time buddy."
A therapy session purely done by playing Grand Theft Auto video games. The concept is simple: Kill and Destroy everything, show absolutely no mercy and fuck everything. Works well after a stressful day or when your favorite sports team lose, or do it anytime after a stress inducing event. Not recommended for children, please use responsibly.
Person A: MY FAVORITE TEAM JUST LOST I'M FUCKING ANGRY
Person B: Calm down mate, just do a Grand Theft Auto Therapy instead
Person A: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT DO?!
Person B: Trust me
*Person A does 1 hour of GTA, destroying everything* *6 star and absolute chaos in game*
Person B: Better or not?
Person A: Much Better, now I'm calmer
A combination of client-centered therapy, cognitive therapy, and sarcasm, designed by Albert Ellis. REBT acts to remove unreasonable cognitive beliefs, for example, musterbation. Its basic premise is that emotional suffering is due primarily to the often unverbalized assumptions and demands that people carry around with them as they negotiate their own way in life; for example, demanding perfection in oneself and/or in others.
REBT has been shown to reduce self-reports of anxiety in general and specific forms; reduce type A behavior patterns; reduce depression, anger, and, in children, antisocial behavior; and help emotionally healthy people cope better with everyday stress.
Janice's REBT therapist told her she was a control freak and that she was musterbating.
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Therapy referring to the process of blazing with all members of your family once a week as an attempt to ease all tension and improve family relations.
Man I haven't talked to my sister for 7 years and my mom for 6 months; we could really use some CMGR therapy (cognitive marijuanal grudge reduction therapy). It's too bad it's merely impractical.
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