a country where as many as 3 people don't know who Bob Marley is.
American:"Who's Bob Marley?"
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A non offensive way of saying Fuck Yeah. Usually said in a monotone voice.
You: Hey man, these pancakes are really really good today.
Me: America.
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Is a gorgeous girl who attracts all the male population's attention, she has a great body and beautiful personality. She doesn't have to wear makeup to look beautiful she has natural beauty. She's not only pretty but also intelligent and gets along with everyone. She has tons of boys waiting to date her but she she only see's them as friends and nothing more. She can be sweet and innocent but she can also be a badass rebel. She likes the mysterious kind of bad boys, those are the ones she would rather date. She will succeed in whatever she sets her mind to and has a beautiful voi
"Is that America"? (He stared at her while she walked by him.)(Boy #1 Said)
"Yea, told you she was hot". (Also stared at her.)(Boy #2 Replied)
"Dude she's smokin hot I'd tap that".(He's already fantasizing about her)(Boy #1)
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A place commonly bashed by absolutely everyone for reasons that are ignoantly blamed on every american, regardless of whether the american agrees with Americas policies and activities or not. foriegners also seem to think that they can run our country better than us and have better ideas than us. if this is true, why are we one of the worlds biggest and most influential super powers? i don't remember having that many presidents from canada or europe...not to bash other countries leaders, just saying... while we may occasionally have an unpopular president, this does NOT mean that every president that has ever lived has been bad or unpopular. In reality, America has its share of goods and bads just like every other country out there. why can't we all just respect each other and be patriotic at the same time?
American patriotism seems to have become uncool, despite the fact that it's what this country was built on
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The most awesome country in the world. Anyone who talks shit about it is jealous because theyre economy is shit.
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Matt is from America, they call it the home of the big dicks, because everyone who lives there has a big dick.
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Best place on Earth for many reasons.
1. Saved free world in World War One
2. Saved the world, again, in World War Two
3. Gained our independence by fighting a world superpower.
4. Ability to claim the name of the Western Hemisphere unapposed.
5. WE HAVE THE BOMB!
6. We put up with the Canadians
French guy: You know I hate those filthy Americans even after they saved our lives in both world wars.
Japanese dude: Yeah they even dropped bombs on us after we bombed defensless navy ships.
Canadian: HEY GUYS!!!
French and Japanese guys: Oh great there back!
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