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Swiping psychotically through Tinder after dinner each night of the holidays to kill time and ensure matches.
Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.
Harriet's Tinder Advent Calendar currently features Abs Joe from Chem, now a year-round receptionist, and Cute Window Guy who makes ugly infographics on his Instagram.
Spotting an old tinder match in public and following up on it 3 years later then bonding over Harry Potter quotes
James Tinder? Oh he's tinder goals
Hoes that be on tinder just to fuck
Check out tinder tits
She fucks on the first swipe
An adorable chick that is of age (over 18), but looks like she is younger than 18.
Dam man! Look at that tinder bittle at 12 o'clock.
A quick succession of matches on Tinder.
“Yo Greg, I can’t golf Saturday. I just scored a tinder-bundle and have to get three dates in this weekend.”
“Janet, the hotties are sliding into my DMs in a tinder-bundle.”
A tinder surprise is when you match with someone on tinder and their first message is an unsolicited dick pic/pussy pic. Like a kinder surprise except instead of a toy you get unwanted genetalia
Yo i matched with this awesome girl on tinder but i got a tinder surprise.