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I first heard about this when my sister was tucking in her kids on Christmas Eve...it means “chubby, “available” fingers
Gotta have that “chub and tinder” tonight
Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps
Just like that!
A tinder god
With big hands. To hold things. If that helps
Tinder Hands
I use my big hands to hold things, if that helps.
e.g. My hands are so big i finger girls til they bleed
A girl that makes you as hard as a cinder block, she is a tinder block.
(Example) I met this girl named Cindy on Tinder, she is a tinder block.
a magical youth restoring cake eaten to lure prospective lovers.
'I was so excited about meeting her until i realized she'd eating the tinder cake'
Swiping right on tinder liking every profile available. Only after a match is made does the person actually look to verify the prospects appearance.
"How did your date go?"
"Not that great, I picked her up on the Tinder Troutline and she wound up being a real 5"
when you match with someone on tinder multiple times without meeting
josh: we played tinder tag for awhile before we actually went on a date
jesse: how many times did you match?
josh: like 3 times, i guess third time’s the charm