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A device that allows lumberjacks to remain doing hard work while also keeping their over sized shits plugged in.
I need to go shit but thank god I got my trusty lumberjack butt plug to keep it in.
A man that busts up pallets behind his trailer to put on his burn pit.
I busts up lots of pallets tonight Ma now we gonna be able to cook yo catfish on the burn pile. That's what Redneck Lumberjacking is.
A sexual act where two individuals enter a third individual from both ends, pulling the third individual back and forth as if a two person saw.
He nudged me, and said ‘’I’d really like to lumberjack her with you”
Take a shit, or multiple shits. Form shit(s) into a log shaped cylinder, then leave outside in a snowstorm for a few hours. Take now frozen shit log and stick it up person’s ass, then use your hand as an axe, sending shit and ice chunks everywhere that slowly melt
Oi blin, theres shit everywhere! I told you we shouldn’t have done the Russian Lumberjack
A woman driving a heavy-duty truck as a daily commuter.
There's another lipstick lumberjack on her way to the office in town.
A recovering alternative kid that is angsty usually a part of the lgbt community that now found country music during their search to find god but has discover that they are not one or the other they or both therefore they are an alternative lumberjack
Guy 1: Yo that chick is something , I want to know more about her
Guy 2: goooo for it she’s one of those alternative lumberjacks 😉
Nickname for someone who does concrete demolition.
"HOLY CRAP, Kyle is looking like a concrete lumberjack today!"