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Square John

Consuming alcoholic beverages in a group of 4 individuals, whilst seated in a square formation.

E.g Me: Hey mate, Tom, Kieran, and I are having a few beers, wanna come around for a Square John?

Mate: Of course, can’t say no to a Square John

by Kizdogga December 30, 2020

25πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


square the circle

Describing a hopeless, meaningless, or vain undertaking.

Squaring the circle is a problem proposed by ancient geometers. It is the challenge of constructing a square with the same area as a given circle by using only a finite number of steps with compass and straightedge. More abstractly and more precisely, it may be taken to ask whether specified axioms of Euclidean geometry concerning the existence of lines and circles entail the existence of such a square.

In 1882, the task was proven to be impossible.

In Spanish, the expression "descubriste la cuadratura del cΓ­rculo" or square the circle is a problem proposed by ancient geometers. It is the challenge of constructing a square with the same area as a given circle by using only a finite number of steps with compass and straightedge. More abstractly and more precisely, it may be taken to ask whether specified axioms of Euclidean geometry concerning the existence of lines and circles entail the existence of such a square.

In 1882, the task was proven to be impossible," ("you discovered the quadrature of the circle") is often used derisively to dismiss claims that someone has found a simple solution to a particularly hard or intractable problem.

by bbennet111 August 16, 2010

29πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Blue Square

A Newport cigarette. Often sold loose on the street and advertised by the calling, "Blue Squares."

Origin: Blue; (the Color of the Newport cigarette pack), Square;(a slang term for cigarette)

Guy 1-"Blue Squares, Blue Squares!"
Guy 2-"Yo man, lemme get two"
Guy 1-"One dollar."

"Yo man, you got any blue squares?"

by Jw307Jw August 11, 2009

14πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


squared away

A term used by all branches of the United States military services to describe one whose performance is even with or above satisfactory level, and that has continued such performance consistantly for an extended period of time. Alternately, this term may be applied to objects, placed, events, or generally anything that presents a high level of military order and discipline.

"Damn, private, you are squared away."
"By the time

by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 7, 2004

362πŸ‘ 127πŸ‘Ž


Tiananmen Square

A sexual encounter involving an obese woman (the tank) catching a brave yet powerless man (the activist) unawares. For a successful Tiananmen Squaring, the man must flee into anonymity and the rest of society must deny the encounter occurred.

Ivan: "I know I saw Dmitri leaving the club with that XL chick last night. There's no way she didn't Tiananmen Square him!"

Vladimir: "First of all, I have no idea what you're talking about. Second, don't mention this ever again."

by Chinaking October 28, 2012

44πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Tiananmen Square

a plaza in Beijing, China that was the scene of a massive peaceful pro-democracy movement in 1989. The protestors occupied the area for several days. The protests were begun by students and soon farmers, urban laborers and others joined in. It was covered by foreign media extensively. Some demonstrators held signs expressing (in English) a desire for glasnost like that in the U.S.S.R courtesy of Gorbachev. Some erected a huge papier mache statue dubbed the "Goddess of Democracy". Sad to say, the Politburo Red Army revved up their tanks and started to chase and mow down demonstrators in their paths. I saw this hideous crackdown erupt live on NBC. A few protestors managed to stick torches into tanks and burn them up. A massive news blackout was immediately imposed by the Chinese authorities. To this day foreigners still don't know how many Chinese people lost their lives in the bloodbath. Estimates run up to the thousands, maybe more.

1. And the question is: if the Communist Chinese society was such a egalitarian classless democratic utopia as theorized by Karl Marx - like the Chinese commies
would have you believe, then why did so many people hold demonstrations? The answer: they weren't satisfied with things. And how come? Because the regime wasn't living up to Marxist theory. The whole Communism biz is a crock. In an ideal classless utopia there would be no crackdown like this. It's another example of government corruption and lies. One of these days it's all gonna fall, just like Axl Rose said.

2. Ben and Lora went to China in order to adopt a child from there. They visited places like the Great Wall and Tiananmen Square, where a huge portrait of Chairman Mao is watching you. One of these days ...

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 14, 2009

87πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


square rectangle

a term used for a Kilogram of cocaine based drug(ie. pure or cut cocaine). Often goes as a bird, a brick, a block, a key.. etcetera.

ma nig round down here know watisayin.. a straight square rectangle cost ya 17 5..know watisayin.. 18 at most. ya dig?

by exxchangee March 14, 2008