toast in the shower

Burnt (toast) out gay wet (shower) sex

"I'm so tired"
"Toast in the shower?"
"Yep"

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Toast Machine

A Northern Californian band, who rules supreme over all local rock groups. Are popular locally, but I have faith that they will make it big.

Toast Machine is the greatest band ever.

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toast of the town

antiquated expression used to describe someone who has recently earned the respect of those around him

i learned to tie my shoes, im the toast of the town

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toast bag

A toast bag is when you tea bag someone and fart on them.

"At first I ment to tea bag Sally, but I farted and toast bagged her!"

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pop toasted

n. An exclamation used to express a BOOM roasted to a lesser degree.

v. Boom roasted to a lesser degree; to have suffered from a good insult, but one not quite as scathing as to merit a boom roasted.

Bill: "Hey Joe, you must be stupid because you're black!"

Joe: "Clearly, you're the black one because I'm actually Mexican."

Bob: "Oooh. pop toasted."

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Toast Master

" A person who is really good at making toast. A toast master is well known for having a fancy toaster and an excellent sense of toastyness."

Megan- " She is so the toast master.."

Taylor- " Naw.. her she makes toast with oatbread... eww.."

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Christ on toast!!

An exclamation, similar to "Oh my God!" or "Holy crap!"

"The WB network cancelled 'Angel."
"Christ on toast!! What will we watch on Wednesday night?"

"Christ on toast! That car almost hit me!"

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