1. A person who is extremely stupid and acts that way on a frequent basis.
2. A person who acts like an idiot for no apaprent reason.
1. Man: Haha, I just bought a sweet Huffy bike!
Woman: Huffy's fucking suck, you anus toaster.
2. Man 1: Dude, I totally just jumped off a cliff and broke most of my bones!
Man 2: What the fuck? You're an anus toaster.
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Any Macintosh computer, whether it be a desktop or laptop. Game companies despise the Magic Toaster, seeing it fit only to make toast (which it fails at doing anyways.) The Magic Toaster needs specialized equipment in order to do simple tasks. This is why the vast majority of programs either are PC or Mac compatible. The Magic Toaster simply cannot handle the PC's superiority.
My college major required me to use a Mac, so I switched over from the PC, only to find all my programs don't work with it. Now I have determined it doesn't work for anything, except make toast after heating up after an hour of use. Magic Toaster sux.
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When a guy jacks off on a girls stomach when she is on her period. The girl is the pastry, the period blood is the jelly, and the jizz is the icing.
George: Dude I heard Kate was on her period, did you guys not hook up?
Bill: Nah, I gave her a Toaster Strudel.
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A party to which all invited brings their fave toaster
"Yo, I went to this sick toaster party the other night. It was lit, fam!"
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A message board made/opened up on April 1st 2004 on the website GameFAQs. It has gotten and still has a large quantity of traffic and fluorishes today.
Was a very big myth before, and generally was just a joke to talk about it. Many invision boards and the such include a "Toaster Oven" board for social topics. So the popularity it already had before helped in it's activity.
When referred to as a LUE copycat, everybody there gets annoyed, because the board is really unique and how it manages itself. It's a very good social board to hang out at.
"Hey everyone! I've found the Toaster Oven board!!!"
"Liar. "marks""
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The name for a group of Lesbians dedicated to recruiting hot straight women to the "dark side"... otherwise known as the gay community.
Bro #1: Dude, I can't believe you let your chick hang out with those women. Don't you know who they are?
Bro #2: No dude, what's up?
Bro #1: They're the TOASTER MAFIA! One of them will totally seduce your girl and then she'll never sleep with men again!!!
Bro #2: Damn....
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Fuck a chick, ejaculate, hit her in the head with a toaster
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