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an extremely talented singer, songwriter, and pianist who uses her music to speak out on a variety of personal, political, social, and artistic topic, founded an organization (RAINN) to combat womens' abuse, probably fucked Trent Reznor, melds classical training with a pop and hard rock sensibility to create a blend that is all her own
Tori Amos's album "Boys for Pele" is one of my favorite albums.
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When someone who:
• Makes Fake Facts • Makes Stupid Assumptions • Say Online Friends Are Better Then Real Ones • Says Cheating On My Patner Is Okay
Person1: Eating a lot will make your boobs bigger
Person2: Stop with your Tori Logic
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Dynamic singer-songwriter-pianist noted for her cultlike following, mostly uninterpretable lyics, controversial subject matter, and flaming red hair. Born Myra Ellen Amos to Edison and Mary Amos of Maryland in 1963 (with dark brown hair; she dyes it), she began playing piano at age 2, began classical training at Peabody conservatory at age 5, began playing in piano bars at age 13, and moved to LA at 21. While there she survived a ual assault which inspired her to co-form the Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network (RAINN) and write the haunting, a capella Me and a Gun. She is now married to her sound engineer, Mark Hawley, and they live in Cornwall with daughter Natashya. Her albums to date (and first singles in parentheses) are 1988's Y Kant Tori Read (featuring Cool On Your Island), 1992's Little Earthquakes (featuring Silent All These Years), 1994's Under the Pink (God), 1996's Boys for Pele (Caught a Lite Sneeze), 1998's From the Choirgirl Hotel (Spark), 1999's To Venus and Back (Bliss), 2001's Strange Little Girls (an album of covers, featuring the title track), 2003's Scarlet's Walk (featuring A Sorta Fairytale), and 2005's The Beekeeper (Sleeps with Butterflies). She is often compared to singer-songwriter Kate Bush, more for lack of similarity to anyone else than any actual similarity to each other. Interestingly and slightly ironically, her best-selling album, Boys for Pele, was preceeded by a power struggle between herself and her record label, in which they threatened to and followed through with promoting her as little as legally possible.
Tori amos is god. Let's rent a minivan and follow her around the country on tour.
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A phrase usable in the UK to blame anything on the Conservative Party, who are commonly referred to as Tories. The phrase can be used regardless if the tories were at fault or not. Similar to Thanks Obama in the US.
*Electricity bill too high - "fuckin' tories"
*Failed an exam - "fuckin' tories"
*natural disaster strikes another country - "fuckin' tories"
*asteroid collides with Earth, leading to the extinction of humanity - "fuckin' tories"
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A clock that runs a little slower than the rest of the world.
A: Hey! Why do think Patricia is always late?
B: Oh she runs on Tori Time.
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