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Free beer given away by a trucker, usually found at rest area's in the bathroom or truck gas-stations like Pilot, TA, Love's. It should -- but will not always be-- left with a note that says, "Free beer, can't keep it in truck," or, "Free trucker beer, can't keep it in truck." If you see this note, you're golden. Open, pour, and enjoy. You deserve it.
"I drank half a six-pack of Sierra Nevada last night and left the rest of the trucker beer behind another truck. During my 15-minute pre-trip, I get to the back of the trailer and it was already gone! No note or anything!" (True story)
An act performed by a truck stop prostitute where the finger gets inserted into a truckers ass before a healthy bowel movement to ensure the prostitute won’t get crapped on during any sexual acts. Just like checking the oil dipstick on your car to see where the oil level is.
Don’t go to the Flying Jays truck stop. The lot lizards there give you the old fudge finger trucker special!!!!!
When a man takes his dick out if a woman's vagina so he can pleasure the woman's vaginal area by slapping it. This usually resukts in a truckerorgasm, the loudest and happiest orgasm one can achieve.
Taking my penis out of my wife's vagina, I promptly gave her an unexpected trucker slap, and she screamed for so much joy!
When you shit in a condom, then put it in the freezer until frozen, then use it as a dildo.
Hey, last night was crazy. You remember Sharon? She totally did the Rocky Mountain trucker when we went back to her place
A trucker douche is a trucker pissing up your ass to douche( clean) you out
The slimy, wet residue, left on a toilet seat on a hot summer day, by a fat, greasy, sweaty trucker, after a big shit.
I used the toilet in Wal-Mart, slipped, and almost slid into the bowl, when I sat down on the seat greased with Trucker Butter.
A newly adopted slang term for nicotine pouches as they are Farley potent next to vape or cigarettes and is just pouches that are a very suspicious white color and wake your ass up much like cocaine
Dude 1: yo are you going to be able to stay up for the rest of the drive with just a redbull you've been driving for 10 hours straight and we still got 5 more to go
Dude 2: hell yeah bro I've using that trucker cocaine for the last hour
Dude 1: say no more your set